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If you realize that you spend nice moments beside someone, that means that your heart loves that person.It's funny how all trust goes away when you can't find the remote. "Are you sitting on the remote?" No. "Stand up".
Its awesome .. when some one understands u more than u..! :-)
Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men's toilet.
Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up
Love is not something you say and it happens. It is a feeling that is felt deep in the heart and I feel it for you
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
May I go to the toilet = I'm fucking bored.
Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
One day, I'm gonna make the onions cry.
Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a 'lol' at the end of it.
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
Someday somewhere somehow me & you will be together.
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').
Taking revenge is wrong..very very wrong.. But very very fun.
That 'Awesome moment', when you see someone's status,and you know it's aimed at you :-)
That Amazing Moment.. When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne.. But, The HeadphOnes Save Its Life.. ^_-
That Awesome Moment When You carry someone's baby & they refuse to go back to their parent's hands just because they like you.
That Awesome Moment, When You Find A Free WiFi In Public Places.. :-D
That awesome moment when we bunkers get more marks !! Than attenders :D ;)
Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean.