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That awesome moment, when You say something funny in class and everyone laughs at it n then you sit there like a Legend..That awesome moment, when you try to overtake a girl on scooty .and all of a sudden she decides to Race with you :D
That feeling when you enter to a store & they play your favorite song :)
That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like "Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald's".
The Awsome moment.. When u r telling A Joke but can't finish it Because Your laughng too hard.. Then friend says: Dekh Pehly hans ley ya bol ley :P
The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching.
The awesome feeling you get when people remember small details about you. :-)
The awesome moment, when, you upload a status just for one particular person, and that person co-incidently is the first one to LIKE that status..!! :-)
The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
The only normal people you know are the ones you don't know very well.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
They say "don't drink and drive". Well.. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.
Those who say money can't buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome. It just happens. They ignore you now, but they will need you later.
Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
When I drink alcohol.. Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But.. When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic.
When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke..
When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
When you're good, you're good, when you're awesome you're me.
When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean.