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If a girl is shopping she's trendy, if boy is shopping he's wasting money.If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: 'GIRL'
I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U has eight letters, but baby, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T...
I've just moved you to the top of my 'To do list' ;)
I'm a boy. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.
I would love to see the 'pretty girls' in my school remove their make up.
I universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 189, 497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people & I'm still single. :p
I need no reason to love you, but I need thousands of reasons to leave you.
I am single, because i haven't found someone who deserves ME.
I Was Born Intelligent But Girlzz Ruined Me :)
Hey Girls, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? :p
Half you boys better pray your daughter never runs into a guy like you
Guys: When she's not yours, you'll do everything you can to get her. But when you do have her, you take everything for granted.
Guys, if she worries about you, she cares. But when she stops caring, that's when you should be worried.
Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.
Girls, being beautiful doesn't make you nice. Being nice makes you beautiful!
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Girls don't need make up to look pretty for a guy. Is it true?
Girls biggest lie: I'm OK.
Girls are like phones. they love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, but will kill you if you forget their birthday's :-)
Girls Are Like Police. Once They Get Hold Of All The Evidences, They Still Want To Hear The Truth From You.
Don't take too much time to text her back.. It makes her feel you're talking to someone more important than her.
Dear girls, don't flatter yourself. i sent you a friend request, NOT a wedding proposal.
Dear Good Boys, do not worry having no girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.
Dear Girls, remember catching a husband is an art, to hold him is a job.
Best line which help you save money when going on restaurents with your girlfriend - So what's you gonna eat Fatty ??
Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass :D
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that, is the beginning of a new argument.
A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.
A real man is a man that can overlook every other female because all his attention is already on one.
Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean.