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My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolOne day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions :)
Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :D
Today's Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry :)
Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...
Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz
My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p
People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
Save water drink beer.
Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED :)
The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited" :)
The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :)
There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh
We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D
When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the...
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.
Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean.