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Tuesday, 15 March 2016

Funny Status For Whatsapp, Most Funny Quotes - P2

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I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!
I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ....... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :)
I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough ;)
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep :)
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)
I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!
I wonder what happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day. :)
I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)
If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)
In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!!!
In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31
Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.
It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
Excuse me .... Plesae empty your pockets .... I think you stole my heart.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)
I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.
I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)
I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat :)
I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi :)
If school has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)
If time does not wait for you, don't worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)
Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.
My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.