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Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
Hey there whatsapp is using me.
How can i miss something i never had?
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.....
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
Life is Short - Chat Fast!
Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians...
Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)
You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it ..
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
At least mosquito's are attracted to me.
Boys, if you don't look like calvin klein models, don't expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) :)
C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)
Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.
Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make a bad person.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P
GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...
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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
Hey there whatsapp is using me.
How can i miss something i never had?
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.....
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
Life is Short - Chat Fast!
Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians...
Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)
You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it ..
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
At least mosquito's are attracted to me.
Boys, if you don't look like calvin klein models, don't expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) :)
C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)
Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.
Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make a bad person.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P
GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...
Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean.