Hot Status
Hot Status
My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don't.
People say nothing's impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
Pull down to refresh.
Shake well before use.
Everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop and Whatsapp.
Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.
That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.
The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :)
The fragrance - Of your skin is sweeter to me than the perfumes of a million roses...
The way you stroke me, gets to me every single time. Your hands in my hair, your fingers gliding over my skin. You're way of feeling me all over. I feel you. I'm addicted...all in.
Turn on your hotspot!!
Wanna go sleep Early ?
Wanna try my handcuuffs?
When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a seriial killer.
When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss.. Oh I'm just so crazy about you.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
When my day begins, you're my inspiration. Seeing your face glow, is my nicest hello. And when you kiss and caress me, and make love to my mind. I can't get enough. I'm so glad that you're mine.
Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?
Worked on Fine Leg.
You are gorgeous all over, your body, your face, your smile, your personality, most importantly, your heart.
You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me. I'll train you. Make your appointment today.
You've engulfed my senses with the essence of you. I love your body. I love touching it, caressing it, licking it, and tasting it. I love the smell, the heat, and the texture of you.
You, me and exercise ;)
Your Bed, My Bed
Your clothes are making me uncomfortable please take them off.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Your taste still lingerrs on my lips, like I've just placed them upon yours, and still I starve for you !
Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean.