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Crazy Status
The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :)
Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.
Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status!
Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a train, fall in love and never return.
Quiet people have the loudest minds.
Please GOD if you can't make me slim, make my friends fat.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
Only fools fall in love and I guess I'm one of them :)
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)
Nothing is over until you stop trying.
Nothing is illegal until you get caught :)
No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
Never apologize for being you.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
My name is I. My problem is love. My solution is you.
Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D
Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?
Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you"d ordered that.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Kiss me and you will see how important I am.
Its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.
Its Cute When your Crush's Crush is You.
It's funny how people judge other's mistakes while they also do the same thing.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Im a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.
If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must break your mirror :D
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
If you don't care stop talking about it.
If you can't find the key to success, pick the lock.
If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.
Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean.