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Boys, if you don't look like calvin klein models, don't expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) :)
At least mosquito's are attracted to me.
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.
Today's Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :D
Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)
One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions :)
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol
My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.
Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)
If time does not wait for you, don't worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
If school has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi :)
I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat :)
I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)
I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)
Excuse me .... Plesae empty your pockets .... I think you stole my heart.
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
my attitude depends upon the people in front of me
You remind me of my Chinese friend... Ug Lee
You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.
Whatever it is — I didn't do it!
We become what we think about.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
The question I have not been able to answer is "What... does a woman want?"
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean.