Crazy Status For Whatsapp, Craziness Quotes Collection - P2

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Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...

It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry :)

It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.

Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.

In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31

In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!!!

If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)

I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)

I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

I wonder what happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day. :)

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep :)

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough ;)

I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ....... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :)

I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!

Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P

GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P

Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..

Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make a bad person.

Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.

C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)

"I'm on a whiskey diet.. I've lost three days already." – Tommy Cooper

"I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort." – Zach Galifianakis

"I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood." – Larry David

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." – Sam Kinison

"I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves." – Jack Handey

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