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Food Status
Accomplishing thin If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn't be called nachos.If history has taught us anything, it's that reheated french fries are gross.
If there is no chocolate in heaven.. I AM NOT GOING !
If you drink enough fluids in the morning, you will feel happier, sharper, and more energetic throughout the day.
If you open your fridge and find nothing to eat, lower your standards.
If you say you can't cook what your really saying is that you can't read and follow directions.
Is there gonna be food? "Yeah" Ok then i'm coming.
Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah""Ok then i'm coming.
Isn't it weird that after 30,000 years of eating bread, everyone is gluten allergic now?
Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms :)
LIKE if you can't tell the difference between coke & pepsi.
Men: Uses love to get sex. Women: Uses sex to get love. Me: Uses coupons to get pizza.
Mom, can we go to McDonalds?" "there's food in the fridge." "That's not what I asked..
Mom, can we go to McDonalds?" "there's food in the fridge." "That's not what I asked..
My diabetic friend died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him "sweet dreams."
My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Nothing says "I've already given up on this day" quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.
Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.
Okay, can someone please invent the opposite of a microwave. I need my beer cold, now. And no, the freezer is not fast enough :)
Poor alcohol, it gets blamed for everything.
Stop complaining about being single on valentines day. We have bigger problems here, like why McDonald's doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30
Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald�s doesn�t serve breakfast after 10:30.
Television + food, it just goes together
That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says "I'm so fat." and you stand there like (-_-)
That moment when skinny people call themselves fat and your heavier than them.
The first sip of a hot beverage is always the scariest sip.
The only clubs I'm into are sandwiches.
The year is 2089. Toasters are made clear now and no one burns toast or bagels. Crime is at 0%
There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, "Don't eat me." Now there's an empty plate and a note, Don't tell me what to do.
Thinks chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
True beauty is within" for example opening your fridge
We've solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.
When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.
When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets.. Why? Because 'Stressed' spelled backwards is 'Desserts' :)
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that's kind of the same thing.
You can't buy happiness.but you can buy ice cream,which is kinda the same thing (;
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
You don't really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.
You're at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I've never seen one before.
all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money
my hobbies include eating and complaining that i'm getting fat.
really doesn't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining break-dancing and lunch?
Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean.