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Tuesday, 15 March 2016

Funny Status For Whatsapp, Most Funny Quotes - P5

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I don't believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt. LOLz
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something :)
I look at people sometimes and think ..... Really?? That's the sperm that won :)
I love my job only when I'm on vacation
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
I think I got a fever, a fever of you :)
I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste :)
I'll be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
I'm a good boy with bad habits :P
I'm not short, I am just concentrated awesome!
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog
If a single teacher can't teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
If you can't find the key to success, pick the lock.
If you don't care stop talking about it.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must break your mirror :D
Im a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
It's funny how people judge other's mistakes while they also do the same thing.
Its Cute When your Crush's Crush is You.
Its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.
Kiss me and you will see how important I am.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you"d ordered that.
Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?