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Funny Status
Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D
My name is I. My problem is love. My solution is you.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Never apologize for being you.
No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
Nothing is illegal until you get caught :)
Nothing is over until you stop trying.
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Only fools fall in love and I guess I'm one of them :)
Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
Please GOD if you can't make me slim, make my friends fat.
Quiet people have the loudest minds.
Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a train, fall in love and never return.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status!
Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.
The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :)
The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
The question I have not been able to answer is "What... does a woman want?"
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
We become what we think about.
Whatever it is — I didn't do it!
You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.
You remind me of my Chinese friend... Ug Lee
my attitude depends upon the people in front of me
Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean.